hi this joke has been haunting me for weeks
everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”
PLANETARY EMPOWERMENT AND HYDRA PHYSIOLOGY?!?! What does that even mean?!
Flawless coordination and Liquid Crystal Manipulation?
sounds cool
I got supernova inducement, a power literally too powerful to ever be useful
Nature bolt projection and swamp mimicry. I’m a Duck Dynasty Stand.
exchanging grammatically correct emails with adults is the most uncomfortable form of human interaction in existence
People who unironically reblog this have to psych themselves up for 15+ minutes to make phone calls
I scrolled for an explanation and found none
I’m so confused and scared.
bringing this back because this is the funniest part of a 38 minute video that got copyright striked and took down this girls entire channel
this is the most sophisticated phishing e-mail I have ever received and if they had sized the logo correctly and actually proofread the fucking thing I probably would’ve clicked that button
actually please reblog this because someone else got it too. do not click on the links in this e-mail if you get one like it, just forward it to spoof@paypal.com and delete it
Be kind. Book of K.
1. this is perfectly good advice
2. “none of us are getting out of here alive” is the kind of suspiciously specific denial a secret immortal would say
Believe in yourself like the drunk, compulsive lying snake believes in you!
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